Excerpt from the Book

They say that history always repeats itself. During America’s founding, the Colonists first separated themselves from the British mainland and from the king of England. Then, on July 4, 1776, they divorced themselves from the king.

There were many reasons the colonists decided they had to terminate their relationship with the king. Some of the reasons they cited in the Declaration of Independence included his taxes imposed on them without their consent, his constant meddling into their affairs, his oppressive regulations, his disregard for the wishes of the people, and refusal to lift his tyrannical control over the colonists. This sounds eerily similar to today’s kings, who are located not in England, but in Washington, DC and liberal statehouses around our country. Like they say, history always repeats itself.

The king of England ruled over the colonies with an iron fist in order to maintain his autocracy over them. The colonists realized that to be free, they had no other alternative but to declare their independence from Britain, and they would have to go to war to achieve that freedom and independence from the king.

Many of those early Americans lost their lives and fortunes to attain their freedom and independence, but the colonists, with the helping hand of God, prevailed over the king and his army in the War of Independence.

The colonists were right and the king was wrong. It is right for people to be free and able to decide their own destiny. It is wrong for governments to enslave, oppress, and dictate to its citizens. Unfortunately for mankind, most of the world’s governments have done these exact things to their citizens over the millennia. There always seem to be certain kinds of people who can’t keep from wanting to control other people and coerce them into doing what they want them to do and make them into who they want them to be.

As was the case in America’s colonial days, so it goes in today’s America. Like the king of England, our government has become an oppressive, heavy-handed tyrant to some of its citizenry. I say some of its citizenry because an ever-increasing liberalized and dependent segment of America’s citizens seem to like being kept, controlled, subjugated, and dictated to by the government.

Will history once again repeat itself? Will we, the independent, conservative, and Christian segments of America first separate and then divorce ourselves from our oppressive and overbearing government like the colonists did with King George? Will we gain our independence and freedom from the government’s tyranny and onerous rule like the colonists did from Britain? For ourselves, our families, and our American institutions, traditions, and value’s sake, I believe that we must. If we don’t, I believe that we have a bleak future ahead of us in America.

Within the pages of this book, I believe that I have the one and only workable solution that will solve the seemingly unsolvable problems that we conservative and Christian Americans are facing with our country and the radicals who are busy transforming it into another failed socialist/communist state. I also believe that it contains the one and only way short of a civil war to get the America of old back on course and heading in the right direction again, and to permanently stop its oppressors’ never ending assaults on it.

We Americans have gone through a lot together. We survived the War of Independence, the Civil War, World War I, the Great Depression, World War II, the Korean War, the Viet Nam War, and even the Islam attack against us on September11, 2001.

We have stuck together through your Woodrow Wilson’s administration, your Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal, your Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society and your Jimmy Carter’s malaise. After the election and reelection of Barack Obama, however, I have come to the conclusion that America must separate and get a divorce.

As it goes in many marriages, we started out going in the same direction and we worked together toward common goals; however, somewhere along the way, you guys took a hard left turn and began going in the wrong direction—as you still are to this day. Every month and every year, you are getting further and further off course—so far, in fact, that you’re not only on the wrong road, you’re in the wrong state. Instead of getting back on the correct course with us, you have instead insisted that we blindly follow you into a sure-to-fail socialist ditch.

I believe that our once wonderful marriage must come to an end. Our two diametrically opposed sides cannot and will not in a thousand years agree upon what is right, what is wrong, who is right, and who is wrong, so let’s get it over with and end it on peaceful and amiable terms. Let’s separate and then file for divorce on grounds of irreconcilable differences and go our own separate ways. You can run your country the way you want, and we will run our country the way we want. What could be better and fairer than that?

Without a separation, we will always be festering thorns in each other’s sides and there will never be peace and tranquility between us. With a separation and divorce, however, I can see no reason why there cannot be a long-lasting peace and harmony between our two countries forever—just like what happened between America and England, but this time, we’ll skip the bloody war part.

America and Britain are best friends after 237 years, since that divorce happened. If there would not have been a divorce between our two sides back then, we would still be at each other’s throats. As it happened, that divorce worked out splendidly. I believe the same can happen to our two sides.

Here is a separation offer for everyone to consider: Our two sides can proportionately divide up all of the landmass of the United States. The only logical dividing line has to be the Mississippi River.

According to most polls, America is made up of approximately 40% conservatives; 25% liberals, socialists, and communists; and about 35% moderates, dead heads, and others who don’t know and don’t care what the heck they are. Therefore, you can have the somewhat smaller half that is east of the Mississippi River, including Puerto Rico. We conservatives will take everything west of the Mississippi River, including Alaska and Hawaii.

Since you guys are already infesting mostly the eastern side of the Mississippi River and we conservatives are residing mostly on the western side of the Mississippi, this will be the most logical and most convenient way to accomplish the separation for the most people.

Besides, you guys love Washington, DC, which is on the eastern side of the country. We conservatives despise it. You abhor the heartland, which is mostly on the western side of the Mississippi. We love the heartland. You love the United Nations which is located on the eastern side in New York City. Most conservatives are repulsed by it.

You can have New York City. We’ll take Oklahoma City. You can have Detroit, Chicago, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Cleveland, and all of the rest of your large, liberal, run-down inner-city cities on the east side. We’ll take Tucson, San Diego, Salt Lake City, Omaha, and Denver on the west side.

There will, of course, be some discomfort during the transition. Liberals living west of the Mississippi River will have to move eastward, and vise versa, but after the people who have to move get moved, I see no reason why everyone won’t be much happier and much better off from then forward.

After we separate, there will be no more fighting and arguing between our two sides over political and ideological disputes or anything else. Not only will everyone be happier, but everyone will also be healthier and live longer, to boot. After all, isn’t this what is most important—to be happy and healthy?

Our respective representatives can divide up our country’s assets as equitably as possible. There will be things that you will want that we won’t want, and vise versa.

Please consider carefully and thoughtfully what I’m proposing here. With us conservatives out of your hair and out of your lives, you can finally live the lives and the lifestyles that you have always wanted to live. The same will go for us conservatives and conservative Christians. Both sides will be free to do as we please with no opposition whatsoever from the other side. What could be better and fairer than that?

You will finally be able to discard the Constitution that you despise. You can either write a new constitution or simply get a copy of the former Soviet Union’s Constitution and use it. We won’t care a whit. We will write a brand-new Constitution, but this time, we will liberal-, socialist-, and communist-proof it so that not even the most God-hating ACLU lawyer will be able to breach it.

You can at long last remove all references to God from all your public buildings and everywhere else. You can have Bible-burning parties if you want. No longer will you be subjected to God’s Ten Commandments and what you perceive to be the commandments’ hate speech saying such offensive things to you as “Don’t murder; don’t steal; don’t bear false witness against your neighbor; honor your father and your mother; don’t covet your neighbor’s possessions; etc.”

You will be able to ban God, Jesus Christ, Christianity, the Ten Commandments, the Bible, nativity scenes, Christian churches and crosses, Easter, Thanksgiving, school prayer, and everything else that is related to the Judeo-Christian God forever in your own country. We will ban Islam. Since you guys like them so much, you can have Islam, all of the Muslims, their mosques, and Qurans. We’ll take the conservative Christians and we’ll keep the Judeo-Christian God, Christianity, the Bible, the Ten Commandments, and follow their principles and precepts. You can ban Christmas in your country; we’ll keep it. You can have your pagan holiday trees, holiday gifts, and spring eggs; we’ll take the Christmas trees, Christmas gifts, and Easter eggs.

With us conservatives gone, your new country can at long last become a totally secular, pagan, and godless country like you have always wanted. We’ll stick with America’s traditional Judeo-Christian heritage.

Instead of teaching our schoolchildren how to become good, decent, moral, ethical, God-fearing, law-abiding, and hardworking citizens, you have taught them the exact opposite. You have taught them that there is no God. You have taught them to hate America and all it stands for. You have taught them the exact opposite, always wrong, and always will be wrong liberal way of doing things. Because of you, many of our youth, especially the ones in the most liberal inner cities, have become nothing more than immoral, God-hating, and America-hating barbarians.

You can have the homosexuals. We’ll take the normal people. With us conservatives gone, you will be able to have government-sanctioned homosexual marriage throughout your country like you have always wanted. You can even have human-animal marriage or any other deviant kind of marriage if you want and we won’t even care. We will stick with the Biblical and traditional norm throughout human history kind of marriage: we will stick with one-man-and-one-woman only marriage.

With us conservatives out of your lives forever, you can raise your taxes as high as you have ever dreamed of raising them. You can institute a European-type VAT tax that you have wanted to enact for decades. We will not be able to say one word in opposition to it, nor will we care.

You will be able to reward yourselves with a crap and trade tax to save the environment like you have wanted to do, but could not do because of us conservatives. You can tax your gasoline so that it sells for as much or more than what it does in Europe if you want, and we won’t care. We will do the exact opposite of what you do. We will have the lowest taxes and the lowest energy prices in the world.

You can tax and regulate your businesses to death in order to make absolutely sure that they don’t make any evil profits, just like all communist countries do. You can make it impossible for your business owners, if you have any, to hire any employees so that eventually all of your citizens will be dependent on your government for their very survival, just like all communist countries do. We won’t be able to say one word against it, nor will we care. We will do the exact opposite of what you do. We will utilize free-enterprise and free-market Capitalism: only this time, we will not allow our government to hinder and interfere with our businesses like it has been doing in America for the past 80+ years.

Unlike your government, our government will encourage our businesses to make as much profit as they can. By doing this, they will create lots of jobs. The more jobs they create, the more taxpayers we will have. The more taxpayers we have, the lower our tax rates will be for everyone; hence, our citizens will be the freest, wealthiest, and most independent people in the world. Unlike you, we will reward our job creators rather than punish them. We will have real, unfettered, freemarket Capitalism for the first time in about 85 years.

Since you guys hate guns so much and because your country will not have the pesky second amendment to deal with anymore, you can require by law that all of your citizens give up their guns to your central government. This way, the only people with guns will be your police, military, and secret service: just like in all communist and Nazi countries. We’ll keep our firearms and the NRA, and we’ll keep an ever-watchful eye on our government to ensure that it never tries to confiscate our guns or overstep its boundaries again as it has done in America.

We can divide the military equitably. You can have all the leftist, liberal, socialist, communist, politically correct, homosexual, and all the other detrimental influences on the military. We will take the brave, God-fearing, country-loving, conservative people. If you don’t want any of the military, we’ll take all of it except for the above-named subversive types. You can have all those. We want the kind of soldiers that won’t be concerned about the wants, needs, or feelings of our enemies. We want the warriors who will kick ass, take names, destroy the enemy, and end any wars that we might get into quickly and decisively.

With no more of us conservatives and Christians to deal with and push around anymore, you can at long last have an openly homosexual and totally politically correct military like you have always wanted. You can even have an entirely gay, lesbian, and transgender military if you want. It will be entirely your decision to make. We will have no say in the matter, nor will we care.

You can have the United Nations, World Bank, World Trade Organization, North American Free Trade Agreement, World Court, IMF, and the rest of your global obamanations. We don’t want any of them. You can take your redistribution, Socialism, and Communism with you. We don’t want any of them. We’ll keep Ronald Reagan’s trickledown economics and free-market enterprise Capitalism.

You can have the kind of healthcare that you deserve: you can have Obamacare. We’ll have the kind of healthcare that we deserve: we’ll have free market, free-enterprise healthcare. This next time, however, our government won’t be allowed to stick its nose into our healthcare business and muck it up for us like the government has been doing to America’s healthcare for the past 60+ years. We will have highly competitive, nationwide, unfettered, unshackled, and free-market enterprise Capitalism healthcare. Because of this, not only will we have the best healthcare in the world, but it will also be the least expensive healthcare in the world.

You can have all the Occupy Wall Street types and all your other government-dependent drones who are looking for free government handouts with nothing asked from them in return. You can also have all the people who are double- and triple-dipping from the government’s pig trough. We will not be able to afford them. We don’t want them.

You can have all the overpaid, unionized, and Democrat-voting government employees. You can also have all the overpaid, retired, and Democrat-voting ex-government employees who expect the taxpayers to continue paying in perpetuity for their fit-for-royalty retirement plans. We can’t afford them. We don’t want them.

We will let your overpaid, unionized, and Democrat-voting government employees pay for their own fancy salaries and benefits. Let’s see how they like paying for them instead of us taxpayers who don’t want to and had no say in the matter.

You can have as many government workers as you want. You can have every last one of your citizens either working for, or dependent on, your government for their very survival: just like all communist countries do. We will not be able to care less. Our government will be only a fraction of the size of the current government because it will do only a fraction of what the current American government does. The great majority of our citizens will be independent, rugged, self-sufficient, and self-reliant individuals who won’t be dependent on the government for anything.

You can have the whole host of other Democrat-voting, government- dependent people such as lifetime welfare and lifetime food stamp recipients who are not even asked, let alone required, to work for their free government handouts. We can’t afford them. We don’t want them. We’ll take the hard-working, God-fearing, self-sufficient, selfreliant, and country-loving redneck conservative and conservative Christian people whom you despise.

You can keep your soon-to-be bankrupt Social Security and Medicare programs that you have steadfastly refused to reform. We will start brand-new and self-sustaining Social Security and Medicare programs that will be much better for everyone and won’t bankrupt our country. (I have conceived a Social Security and Medicare program solution that is novel, has little to no cost to the government, and is great for the economy and the retired folks).

You can continue running your government on the Peter Principle, in which everyone in government rises to his or her level of incompetence, and then either stays there, or gets promoted to an even higher level of incompetence for the remainder of their public service. We’ll do the exact opposite. Our government will be run on the performance and merit principle. Because we will have no government employee unions, our government workers will be fired, rather than promoted, if they do not do a satisfactory job: no matter how long they have been working for it.

You can have Hollywood and the rest of your America and Godhating, filth and Communism-loving entertainment industry that is composed almost entirely of liberals, socialists, atheists, homosexuals, and communists. You can also have your liberal news media that gives us consumers a liberal slant on most everything it reports.

Conversely, we will have a multitude of conservative news media that will only report the news; not slant it in a liberal direction. For a much needed change, our entertainment industry will reflect our conservative and Christian values, instead of your R and X-rated foul matter.

With us conservatives gone from your lives, you can have as many abortions as you want. You can even make it mandatory that all of your abortions be paid for by the state if you like. You can even raise the bar a few notches by permitting unwanted one-, two-, or even five-yearolds to be extended-term aborted if you want. We won’t like it, but we won’t be able to do anything about it. We are pro-life and we will cut abortions by about 99%.

You can continue using your Socialism, Communism, and your bottom-up, trickle-up poverty even though they have been shown time and again not to work. Conversely, we will use what has been shown to work really well every time it has ever been tried. We’ll use free-market, free-enterprise Capitalism and trickle-down economics, or Reaganomics, as you guys spitefully call it. You can keep Barack Obama and his Obamanomics. We don’t want him or it.

You can have Obama’s communist redistribution crap. You stubbornly believe (or hope) that redistribution creates prosperity for everyone, even though history has proven time and again that it does just the opposite. We conservatives know that redistribution always leads to poverty, not prosperity. We know that Margaret Thatcher was right when she said, “Socialism works until you run out of other people’s money.” We will keep free-market, free-enterprise Capitalism—the unfettered and unshackled kind; not the fettered and shackled kind that our liberal politicians have given America for the past 80 years.

You blame America for most of the world’s problems. We believe that a free America is the answer to most of the world’s problems. You blame Capitalism for the downturn of the economy. We blame your liberal, overbearing, overtaxing, overspending, and over-regulating Socialist government for the downturn. We believe that wherever Communism goes death, destruction, misery, and poverty go along with it. You believe just the opposite.

You can build all the windmills, solar panels, and electric cars that you want. You can have every unburned-up Chevy Volt, plus every Smart car and electric golf cart. All of your citizens can walk, ride carts, scooters, skateboards, and bicycles in a misguided attempt to save the planet. We’ll go back to driving full-size cars, pickup trucks, and sport utility vehicles.

You can at long last make all oil drilling illegal like you have always wanted to do. Your country can become totally green and totally destitute at the same time. Conversely, we will drill all of our own oil. We will once and for all get off all foreign oil dependence. We will, for the first time in many decades, have real and genuine energy security. Instead of just forever talking about being energy independent like you guys always do, we will quickly make it happen.

We conservative and conservative Christian Americans realize that America is not and has never been perfect; but then, no country ever has been and never will be perfect. We just believe that America is a lot closer to being perfect than any other country in history has ever been—especially when conservatives and Christians are running it!

Unlike you, we believe that America is the best, most exceptional, most prosperous, most generous, and freest country in the history of the world—or at least it used to be before you guys took it over. America is the country where more people want to come than any other country in the world. We had to put up a fence around it to keep the third-world riffraff out. Conversely, communists have to put fences around their countries to keep their citizens from escaping.

Our country will be as different from yours as we can make it. Whatever you do, we will do the exact opposite. We will do things the right way.

IN SUMMATION

We’re fed up. You’re fed up. We’re all fed up. We want a change. You want a change. We all want a change. You want redistribution, Socialism, Communism, and all the excrement that goes along with them. We want unfettered free-market, free-enterprise Capitalism and the freedom and liberty that go along with it.

You’re not going to convince us that you’re right, and we’re not going to convince you that we’re right; therefore, there is only one way that we are both going to get what we want. We must separate ourselves from each other. We’ll take the west side of the Mississippi River and you guys take the east side. After that is done, we’ll go to divorce court and get a nice, friendly, and amiable divorce and call it a day.

You can go your way and we will go ours. You can run your lives and your country the way that you want. We will run our lives and our country the way that we want. What could be better and fairer than that?

We’ll all be happier and healthier, and we’ll all live longer to boot. There will be no more fighting, arguing, and bickering between our two sides from then on, and we can still part as friends. Chances like this don’t often come along, so let’s not waste this probable once-in-alifetime opportunity.

Let both sides put our money where our mouths are. Let’s have a lot less talk and a lot more action for a change. You guys claim that you want change, so let’s make some real and genuine changes. Let’s stop beating around the bush with half-baked measures and let’s get ’er done!

Let’s have both of our sides start over with brand-new clean slates. Then, in few years, everyone will be able to see who was right and who was wrong, who the smart ones were and who the cretins were, who the winners are and who the losers are.

It’s time for you to either put up or shut up. It’s time for you to stop destroying our country and start destroying your own country instead!

Sincerely,
A conservative Christian American

P.S. My detailed plan on how to attain the Separation and Divorce is described in a later chapter